Top 10 Attacks on Women’s Rights This Year →
fearandwar: The Right Wing decided it wanted to play Monday Morning Quarterback with my lady parts this year. It seems like an odd choice for a recreational activity, especially since there’s no legislative or medical reason to suddenly introduce radically restrictive and dangerous legislation on women’s health and bodies. Maybe someone should introduce them to Pinterest instead. Here are our...
RT @ZodiacFacts: #Taurus can be an ultimate force to be reckoned with and are absolutely fearless in defense.
My bed is being shed on, I only have a quarter to sleep on, and I’m being used as a pillow. Nearly all is as it should be in my world.
This weekend has had a lot of fabulous moments and a couple shitty ones. Brought into perspective how lucky I am in friends and family. <3
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! And if you don’t celebrate it, well have a fabulous day anyway.
I’m gonna say it here where I can’t get the “you’re pathetic” face. I miss my dogs. It’s nice to have the bed to myself, though!
The dogs have been dropped off at the pet hotel. I didn’t cry, YOU cried.
RT @ZodiacFacts: A #Gemini woman is rather independent,so don’t try to control her activities or restrict them, she’ll become quarrelsom …
I should apparently charge for my hugs due to their therapeutic qualities.
It probably says something about me that I consider Hitman a romantic movie.
“Glam the fuck out of them!” may have just become my battle cry for the rest of forever.
Bitch, you wish you had half the respect and affection I do. Keep trying. #passiveaggressivewut
Honestly, @iburnsmallkids I don’t think that quote gets any better in context.
What the actual fuck
Made muffins for the animal shelter bake sale. My dog ate them.
“Jail ain’t so bad. You can make sangria in the turlet.”
Just got all teary eyed over To Kill A Mockingbird. My mama would be so proud. #notsarcasm
I just got my inner woodworker on and I think I have the openings for the dogs’ food bowls correct. We’ll see if Tanner is happy at dinner.
As I lay here in the dark in the throes of insomnia, dogs snoring peacefully next to me, I regret buying them glow in the dark tag silencers
I only ever call my hair dresser in the car for some reason.
Hey, gorgeous, have you forgotten how much love you deserve?
“You are a useless whore. I have wanted to say that forever. Now excuse me, I have to go throw up my liver.”
Why is the tail end of a journey always the longest?
The most glorious exit line ever. RT @bardicstorm: @lokidae come pigtails, away!
No, YOU just froze gravy so it would still be good when you got back! HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!
So I 100% recommend brining your turkey. Holy god, it was so delicious and made one of the best gravies of my life.
Dear police officer I met today, you are very nice and extremely attractive. We should be friends. Thanks for not ticketing me!
Oh good. I have clearly woken up on the wrong side of the bed.
There is a couple in my financial class that comes off ad ridiculously snobby and stuck up. I kind of hate them s little.
Wine has no calories, right? #justlietome
I LOVE unexpected phone calls from college friends I’ve missed. :D
Oh goodie… I was wondering when this side effect would show up. God, I am tired of antibiotics.
I can finally move without whimpering today. So I move my amazingly heavy couch by myself so I can vacuum behind it. Alone. I’m an idiot.
My throat is ridiculous sore and I’m in pain every time I swallow. The size of the pill they give me to fix it? Ginormous. Awesome.
Watching Hoarders and cleaning the house. Coincidence? Uhhh… totally.
I really wish I had Silent Hill right now
I’m celebrating my Halloween day with ridiculous eye lashes, black and orange clothing, and a trip to the vet.
Just met one of the neighbor dogs via a rescue. Tux the pomeranian mix decided he wanted an unauthorized walk. Very sweet little dog.
Ummm… just curious, but can you pop lymph nodes? And what happens if you do?
I wish I would just relax…
I hate my water heater…
Today can suck it.
I think I finally found the scent I’d be content to wear day after day. @TokyoMilk’s Paper & Cotton is just perfect for me.
The cops are out in force today. Interesting