December 2011
19 posts
My bed is being shed on, I only have a quarter to sleep on, and I’m being used as a pillow. Nearly all is as it should be in my world.
This weekend has had a lot of fabulous moments and a couple shitty ones. Brought into perspective how lucky I am in friends and family. <3
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! And if you don’t celebrate it, well have a fabulous day anyway.
I’m gonna say it here where I can’t get the “you’re pathetic” face. I miss my dogs. It’s nice to have the bed to myself, though!
The dogs have been dropped off at the pet hotel. I didn’t cry, YOU cried.
RT @ZodiacFacts: A #Gemini woman is rather independent,so don’t try to control her activities or restrict them, she’ll become quarrelsom …
I should apparently charge for my hugs due to their therapeutic qualities.
It probably says something about me that I consider Hitman a romantic movie.
“Glam the fuck out of them!” may have just become my battle cry for the rest of forever.
Bitch, you wish you had half the respect and affection I do. Keep trying. #passiveaggressivewut
Honestly, @iburnsmallkids I don’t think that quote gets any better in context.
What the actual fuck
Made muffins for the animal shelter bake sale. My dog ate them.
“Jail ain’t so bad. You can make sangria in the turlet.”
Just got all teary eyed over To Kill A Mockingbird. My mama would be so proud. #notsarcasm
I just got my inner woodworker on and I think I have the openings for the dogs’ food bowls correct. We’ll see if Tanner is happy at dinner.
As I lay here in the dark in the throes of insomnia, dogs snoring peacefully next to me, I regret buying them glow in the dark tag silencers
I only ever call my hair dresser in the car for some reason.