Ohhh, I don’t really know what to believe any more. I know I should probably feel more than I do, but at least I didn’t fall to pieces or anything embarrassing.
I hope you don’t get your heart broken as badly as I think you will. I wish I didn’t feel like you deserved it.
I wish I could tell you this to your face, but you made sure that wasn’t possible.
No matter how this works out, thanks for the laugh today. Even though I know that’s not what you intended.